overheard in bed

Her: (thinking out loud) Yeah, I really think it's time to have this conversation.
Him: No, no. No, it's not.
Her: No, it really is. Hear me out.
Him: (sighs) Okay.
Her: I'm...(insert long, dramatic pause)...pretty much the most amazing person you've ever met. I just thought you should know that.
Him: (overwhelmingly relieved that it wasn't THAT conversation) Oh, okay. Yep.

That Her is a tricksy one.