at least they sometimes still have a sense of humor

(Picture me waiting to walk through the metal detector at MSN.)

TSA guy: You ready, ma'am? Whatcha waiting for? Come on through!
(I walk through and hand him my boarding pass)
TSA guy: I mean, unless you don't wanna leave us here...
Me: Well...
TSA guy: I could go for you, if you'd like! I'd be happy to do that.
Me: I think that would be against TSA regulations, sir. *winks*
TSA guy: (laughs) Have a good day!