do you know the muffin man?

If I hear one more male (gay, straight, bi, pan, whatever) refer to muffin top as though it is an assault on his person, unimaginably offensive to his very sensibilities, I'm going to cram HIM into a pair of jeans with a 3 inch rise and see how that works out for 'em. You want to ogle "prettier" bodies? Complain to your compatriots who design the majority of women's clothing and let them know that a choice between waistband below the boobs and waistband at the cooch is no choice at all.