so he'll never be jealous!

Imagine my surprise when (NSFW) this was sent to me mistakenly by Amazon.com yesterday. I mean, Amazon and I go way back and we've had a pretty evenly keeled love affair all these years, but. . . I did have to check around to make sure it wasn't an errant Christmas gift sent by a well-meaning partner. He assures me it most definitely did not come from him.

A little mix up at the shipping facility, I suppose.