stop the presses
It is currently warmer in Madison, WI (72 degrees) than Tucson, AZ (69 degrees). This is not only unheard of for a month like May (temperate in the Tundra, growing exceedingly warm in the desert), but unheard of in general. Of course, it's 2PM there and only noon here, but who's counting? This is not about science and precision, people. This is about getting that last entry a little further down on the blog so it's not quite so noticeable. Ahem.