things in white

Why, Alison, you are probably asking, did you take an impromptu trip back to the Midwest?



No. No, I did not.

i suppose

that if I write the word "FATNESS" in million-pt font and it takes up 4 pages, that doesn't really count towards my writing goal for the day, does it?

over breakfast

Him: Okay, so let's say hypothetically that a heterosexual couple--heh, before you I would have just said "a couple."
Me: Ahh, my influence! Okay, anyway, so you were saying. A man and a wife. . .what? A man and a wife? What's WRONG with me?
Him: See now, that's my influence.