actual exchange via text message
Me: It's cold. I don't think I can do this. Let's all move to Puerto Rico.
Matt: Do what? Be cold? Because I got news. You don't have a choice.
Me: PUERTO RICO IS A CHOICE.
(we seem to have this exchange every year around this time since I moved back to the Midwest.)
Matt: Do what? Be cold? Because I got news. You don't have a choice.
Me: PUERTO RICO IS A CHOICE.
(we seem to have this exchange every year around this time since I moved back to the Midwest.)